Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.

$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.

by PJ_W January 23, 2010

sewerpipe pasta

What some people call Penne pasta because it looks like little itty bitty sewerpipes.

{From a grocery list}:

light blubs
Special K cereal
sewerpipe pasta
taper powels
bungwipe

by Telephony April 25, 2017

Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole

Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man

by Eddie green April 3, 2022

Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.

"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Apple Pasta

Apple Pasta is when your best friend kisses her boyfriend. It’s like a code word. right after they kiss you text your bff and say “APPLE PASTA!!!!” It’s a really special moment.

girl 1- I just kissed him! I hafta text bff and say Apple Pasta!
girl 1- ‘goes to text messages’ “APPLE PASTA!!”
girl 2- AYEEEEEEE

by tumbler362 June 3, 2019

pasta sweats

After one eats a large amount of pasta, they may experience an uncomfortably smelly and putrid smell dripping from their body. It's like sweat, but different.

I ate too much ramen and now I gotta deal with the pasta sweats.

by HmDah July 3, 2018

Pasta monkey

A rasist term for an Italian

Stefano is a pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015