optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005

miss optimistic

Nickname for someone who is constantly optimistic and seeing the bright side of things, the glass half full, and forces her happiness and optimism onto others.

Lacey is miss optimistic 2010.

by missnegative December 7, 2010

delusional optimistic

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.

Man his girlfriend left him for a rich guy, but he still thinks he gonna get her back. He's a proper delusional optimistic

by Manavtbitw January 19, 2021

binary options

A form of gambling that you bet whether the price will be either higher or lower in fixed time.

I found IQ Option and lost $300 on, holy shit, those fucking thieves! Fuck binary options!

by Skate finder April 22, 2021

Optimistic

Optimistic is being hopeful for a blowjob

Dan , always optimistic, took a shower so Jenn would put his weiner in her mouth

by 3d1technology1 May 2, 2018

optimist

A dumb fuck who will soon die.
Someone who is "Happy" or insane.
Crak fuck who wants life to be better.

Also see words: DUmb fuck, dumb ass, dead mother fucker.

Billy saw the train coming for him but since he is an optimist he thought the train would stop, but now he is a dead optimist.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

optimisticism

A combination of optimism and mysticism. When a philosopher or undergraduate student or other fanatical thinker comes up with a proof for why life is not a chaotic series of meaningless events ending in death. There are always serious problems with these arguments, so "optimisticism" always carries a negative connotation, similar to quaint or foolish.

Hegel's arguments for why mankind will one day see the realisation of the full freedom of the "spirit" in the real world add up to nothing but optimisticism.

The hippies thought they could create the perfect world with their optimisticism.

The president's speech was littered with the usual optimisticism about the "free" market.

by moe sizlac October 19, 2007