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cartoon opposites

more than just merely opposites, it describes extreme, (freakishly tall) and (freakishly small) opposites. just like you would see in a cartoon.
shirley and chet were cartoon opposites.
by cpal March 26, 2009
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A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.
{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/
by Telephony April 6, 2019
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Opposition Defiant Disorder

A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:

# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive

Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.
OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\
by DR January 27, 2005
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Opposite Day

When it’s like how it is, but opposite.
Aviel: *hitting Ethan with a belt*
Ethan: *blindfolded*
Matthew: It’s like Opposite Day!
by Sanjobanjo August 4, 2019
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The Ogden Opposition

When a guy likes a girl and does everything in his power no matter how strange, stubborn or ridiculous, to keep the attention of said girl to himself even if she isn't interested in him or is just a huge flirt and everyone knows it. This can often manifest itself in awkward and confrontasional situations.
Guy to friend: did you see john last night? He wasted the whole party playing the Ogden opposition to keep jane all to himself but she's totally not into him.
by Lnnvnhllywd November 4, 2009
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oppos

Short for operations. Used when going to a party where people will be getting hammered and you have to be very low key.
Hey lets go run those keg oppos up in cedar village!
by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 15, 2009
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oppositioner

A fallen angel. An enetie, realted to the works of satan, whos purpose is to give individuals the option of death or infinite torture on judgment day. A judge of the damned. menchened in the dead sea scrolls.
(rough translation hebrew- english) And satan spake unto him, "oppositioner, all are ariving, all are on track. stir the sins of their rivers and all shallt die for him. judge them this day in the eyes of your lord and of your selve"
by thr truth March 8, 2011
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