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Indirectly one up

When someone uses someone else to be better than you without realizing it because they are a dumb-ass.
Indirectly one up-My friend terry uses his other friend to indirectly one- up me by telling me that she drives and paid for her own car because he's way more un-accomplished than me. He probably does it unintentionally but it pisses me off nevertheless.
by Dank_usagi February 17, 2019
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Lick one up

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road
by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022
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stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
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next one up

you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty
Person 1: Hey, you're really good at this.
Person 2: yeah, I'm the next one up
by kwjg42 August 27, 2023
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one finger up

Putting one finger up in a picture shows that you get no bitches
Friend:You see that person taking a picture over there?
Me:Yeah he has one finger up he has to get no bitches
by jfk is afk May 13, 2022
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blow smoke up one's ass

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”
I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!
by Chafu August 18, 2009
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one finger up

A pose in which someone is holding up 1 finger. Indicating that they are deeply in love with Madisen
“guys looks it’s Madisen! One finger up!”
by mjbuekso May 11, 2022
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