God on a Wheel

A signature phrase used by Royce, of "Royce and Marilyn" to convey utter shock and disdain with a lack of culture, money, opera, ramba and samba skills, or in reaction to the "garbage-hole" in which she lives.

Royce: Why would I have to be a victim of all this garbage, that crap that you like? You know nothing about classical music, opera, nothing! Nothing! You can't sing an opera, you know nothing.

Marilyn: No, I don't sing opera.

Royce: You know nothing, nothing...

Marilyn: But that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy it.

Royce: You know nothing. I sing everything perfectly, note-by-note. You know nothing... OH God on a WHEEL!

Marilyn: In Las Vegas...

Royce: Oh ShutUp!

by djSpinHouse August 27, 2010

tits on a nun

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.

Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.

by nicks75 January 29, 2015

butcheek on a stick

Something that hurts a lot.

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butcheek on a stick!

by boarsoldier May 20, 2015

they did surgery on a grape

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.

jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

by yaranaika? February 16, 2019

Onatha

A good friend can be funny and caring, has a monster cock, and gets 10/10 girls

Do you see Onatha over there he’s so cute

by User4206942069 April 23, 2020

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

Piss on a stick

Used mostly when you are annoyed at something you are told to do, mostly at what a teacher says.

Teacher: ok everyone, get into test conditions
Student: ah piss on a stick!

by Rivian-Wolf November 5, 2016