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Octopusnity

Last night David lost his Octopusnity
by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009
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Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.
"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."
by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013
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Octopussying

n./ A more complex form of scissoring.
v./ When two women begin the classical form of scissoring and accompany it by anal-fisting and sucking on the respective partner's toes.
Deborah and I were scissoring when I found her toes in my mouth and she found my fist in her ass, thus we were Octopussying.
by Martypoo April 17, 2009
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Dalmatian Octopus

Term used to describe when 8 men ejaculate onto a black woman.
Derived from the "8" as in 8 tentacles of te octopus, and how the woman is now black with white spots, as is a Dalmatian.
First mentioned on the 10/10/11 taping of "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson"
"Yeah bro, me and these other seven guys totally gave this chick a Dalmatian Octopus the other night."
by Liz_Tyler October 11, 2011
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Octopus

A guy who repeatedly trying to touch a girl despite her not wanting or inviting it.

He puts his hand on the back of her neck, she shrugs it off then seconds later he tries to put arm around her waist.

She feels harassed and tells him to f*ck right off
"Dude tried to put is arm around my waist in the gallery. I told him to back off then seconds later he tries it again. It's like fending off an octopus"
by claireg November 9, 2009
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The octopus

When a girl is getting Double Vaginal Double Anal while also sucking two cocks and jacking off an additional 2. In total 8 dicks 1 woman.
The Octopus, when one chick gets 8 dicks!
by Lemmrx December 15, 2016
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Octopussies

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙
You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.
by Swagger gang⚡️ April 16, 2019
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