Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"

Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

by lites_out January 11, 2011

objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009

Objectum

Someone romantically and or sexually attracted towards inanimate objects

Person 1: Why does catgirl47 post so many photos of her plushie.
Person 2: Oh well because they're dating shes objectum

by Dis_bis August 13, 2023

Money is no object

What rich assholes say to make it all the more clear that they're rich assholes.

Trust Fund Baby: "Father, I don't like the view from my hotel window... I can see a women's shelter and I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anyone less fortunate than we are."

Father: "Mmmm-yes. I shall buy the property tomorrow and have it closed forever so you don't have to think about its existence for the week we'll be staying here."

Trust Fund Baby: "Can we do that?"

Father: "Of course! Money is no object for us!"

Trust Fund Baby: "Thank you, father!"

by TeddyStix July 1, 2015

objectum sexual

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!

I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.

by beretta682kid March 12, 2009

Objectphile

Someone who is sexually attracted to objects or makes porn of objects, this is most common in the Battle For Dream Island fandom and the OSC.

Joey is sexually attracted to Leafy from BFDI, making him an objectphile.

by luckytaaru December 10, 2020

ObjectiveCode

ObjectiveCode is a non-profit organization teaching the modern generation youth to use creativity to CREATE things that will impact their community in a positive way.

Have you seen the new ObjectiveCode event? I heard they're hosting an app workshop!

by SomeBoionTheInternet March 31, 2021