ohio

A state that everyone else mispronounces, full of annoyingly random weather. One day it will be 70 degrees and sunny, and the next, it'll be 55 degrees and there'll be a tornado, then it will be 85 degrees and humid, then it will be 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground. No joke. This crap really happens. From the southern hicktowns to the ghettos, there's a variety to see here. Just bring all your winter coats and your bathing suits; you never know what the weather might be.

Weather: *sunny*
Random Outsider: I like Oh-high-oh!
Ohioan: Oh-high-oh? What the crap is that?
Weather: BOOM FLASH FLOOD BOOM!
Random Outsider: Wtf? I hate rain!
Ohioan: Don't worry, wait 5 minutes and it'll change.
Random Outsider: *whew*

by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005

Ohio

17th state in the Union.(1803)Home of Ghoulardi and some of the best ethnic food anywhere. The best part is, we don't have Gray Davis or Hillary Clinton to worry us.

I live in Ohio.

by tradesman September 12, 2003

ohio

The titest state in the world. GO bucks!

2. The state michigan wants to be like

1. Ohio is tite.
2. Michigan should be more like ohio, because michigan sucks

by buckeyesman March 24, 2004

ohio

The butt-hole of America.

Ohio is definitely shitty.

by Not Josh Wareham March 25, 2005

Ohio

Geographically, the armpit of America. The drivers suck, the people suck, in general the entire state sucks.

I live in Ohio, thus I voted for Bush.

by reddqueen February 14, 2005

Ohio

1. Toilet of the Midwest
2. Home of Fangboner Road - as seen from the Ohio Turnpike
3. A wooded wonderland that is confusing if you get lost.
4. Oh yeah, Cedar Point is there, too.

Thanks for catching Lake Erie on Fire, Ohio!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

ohio

Midwestern state, that borders, Indiana, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, and Michigan, and Lake Erie to the North

I was on my way to Ohio for the holidays and for some homemade cherry pie.

by Saints October 6, 2003