numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numptee

a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look

dont look at me like a numptee

by Solja July 16, 2003

nuMetal

"Metallization" of pop

Linkin Park

by Arijit "Nukehead" Das June 3, 2003

nuMetal

Talentless, corporate music that is created by major record companies and marketed to scared, suburban teens in an effort to ween them off of boy bands and into another demographic.

Dooode! Linkin Park is the shit, bro! That's some fierce nuMetal!

by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003

numpty

someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity

that guy was a total fucking numpty

by rebel girl October 6, 2003

numtee

Your dogs saggy balls.

my dogs numtee was hanging so low, it was touching the ground!

by Tasha Hayley Karley July 15, 2006

numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013