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numptwell

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately
Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.
by Anonimous moose September 26, 2006
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nummy nums

This is used to describe something tasty to eat or that you have eaten.
Mmmm... Hot double deep dish apple crumble pie with vanilla ice and caramel syrup...mmm nummy nums !
by critter getter December 18, 2008
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nump

The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)
Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
OK, I'm going to take a nump.
by macdumpy November 28, 2007
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Numpty

"She is an absolute Numpty"
by Young Team September 18, 2006
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numpty nuts

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot
by geordie anderson October 27, 2006
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numptee

a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look
dont look at me like a numptee
by Solja July 16, 2003
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Nums

Slang term for kissing or making out.

Generally used with a form of "get."
I heard Cavender got nums on the ferris wheel last night!
by Dority Diapers April 28, 2011
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