numptwell

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately

Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.

by Anonimous moose September 26, 2006

nummy nums

This is used to describe something tasty to eat or that you have eaten.

Mmmm... Hot double deep dish apple crumble pie with vanilla ice and caramel syrup...mmm nummy nums !

by critter getter December 18, 2008

nump

The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)

Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
OK, I'm going to take a nump.

by macdumpy November 28, 2007

Numpty

A person of very low intelligence

"She is an absolute Numpty"

by Young Team September 18, 2006

numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numptee

a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look

dont look at me like a numptee

by Solja July 16, 2003

Nums

Slang term for kissing or making out.

Generally used with a form of "get."

I heard Cavender got nums on the ferris wheel last night!

by Dority Diapers April 28, 2011