Cavender

A band from Manchester New Hampshire. They rock hella hard. Group members include Drew Young, Brian Perry, Joel Pastuszak, John Roberge, and Pat McDonald. They pretty much pwn paramore's ass. They're all super nice, and all really cute.

person one: dude did you see cavender the other night? they were fucking awesome!

person two: yeahh i know! i can't wait to see them again! maybe we can hang out with them after the show too!

by ilovecavender August 5, 2008

Cavender Factor

The Cavender factor is when one guy sucks off another guy then smears poop all over his head.

You better not Cavender factor me tonight

by 2guysswordfighting March 26, 2026

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

by Stoolie November 25, 2014

Chavender

Chavender - the distinctive smell of broken dreams, anger, cigarettes, beer, and cheap perfume. Hippy chicks smell like patchouli and lady chavs smell like chavender.

I walked into the pub and a wall of chavender assaulted my nose. It was gonna be another one of those nights.

by BraveLuxan September 13, 2013

Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010

calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*

the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09

by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009