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Nuclear piss

When you piss in a hot shower and the heat / steam from the water increases the stank to an unbearable level.
Dude i had the worst nuclear piss this morning, it about gassed me out of the shower.

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by B.Robert B. May 29, 2013
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Nuclear family

A traditional family with a mother, father , kids and (Sometimes pets). The father is a breed winner and the mother is a housewife. Both parents are married.
Father is called Head of the house or breed winner

Mother is called housewife or Mistress
Daughter is called young lady
Son is called young master

Animals are called pets
The 50s big history was the nuclear family
by 459395 May 16, 2023
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the nuclear sub

The nuclear sub is when a guy or girl places an object in the anus while submerged (usually in the bath) and builds up a fart strong enough to fire the object across the room.
by XzBIGNUKEzX November 9, 2018
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nuclear

Something George W. Bush can't pronounce. It's not "Noo-kyoo-ler". What a fucking shit-for-brains.
by TiG October 11, 2003
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nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
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Nuclear Penis

A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.
Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!
by ReD[NaDa] October 18, 2008
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Nuclear Powerd Zombie

A bad thing that continually ressurects itself and cannot be completely killed by conventional means.
Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.
Staff: The Voicemail system is dropping calls again.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.
by Ted S January 5, 2006
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