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beta nonce

An insult, worse than being called a nonce. It’s like calling them a pedophile, but you’re saying they are bad at being a pedophile. So rather than just calling someone a pedo you’re calling them a shitty pedo.
by Cornbringsusgoodforture June 20, 2019
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Gay nonce

Valerio: "you are a chilDISH CUNT"
Rizz: "sure, you gay nonce"
by Oybruh January 9, 2020
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Happy New Nonce

We say Happy New Nonce here in the UK instead of Happy New year.
Wishing each and every one of you a Happy New Nonce
by Maxxxson December 30, 2021
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Nonesense

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words
Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."
by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010
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Nonce

Jack said "GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH ON THE RAILWAY CONNOR BINNINGTON, YOU STUPID NONCE!!"
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Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England
"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"
by bigfuckingstrokeynonce April 7, 2017
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Nonce

Guy 1 -“she looks fit”
Guy 2- “she looks 15”
Guy 1- “you think?”
Guy 2-“fuck me who are you? Stephen tries? You nonce!”
by Someone0187 December 29, 2018
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