Nightmare

Going to sleep every night knowing that I will provably not have you in my dreams.

Bad dreams that unease your state of mind.

Dreams that show your true fears.

After spending the whole day with you it was such a nightmare going to sleep.

Oh man I had such a nightmare last night. I dreamed that I was alone and a freaking clown was stalking me.

by midana zuno July 21, 2009

nightmare before christmas

a decent movie which has been completely and utterly defiled by the numerous subcultures that have made it a cult classic and an object of obsession. the juvenile themes of the movie might be reflected by the below-average maturity level of a viewer consumed by said subcultures. merchandise portraying characters and other similar memorabilia are available at your local hot topic.

Stereotypical Goth Kid (the kind that gives goths a bad name): OMG NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER BECAUSE ITS FOR LITTLE KIDS AND MY PERVERSE APPRECIATION FOR THIS MOVIE IS A WAY TO PROTEST OUR SOCIETY OF CONFORMISTS!

Everyone else: You are so fucking weird.

Stereotypical Goth Kid: Mission accomplished!

by cynical minority May 19, 2005

Nightmare Fuel

Teletubbies

I just saw some fucking nightmare fuel.

by It'sTooLong August 10, 2018

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by Meme lord 6969420 October 6, 2020

Nightmare

Any situation that escalates to a level that is almost beyond comprehension against one's favor. Normally, inserted after a ridiculous story/description. If, by chance, an explitive is used as an adjective prior, it can be a way to measure the severity of the incident.

"Last night when I was out downtown everything went wrong: I lost my wallet, a guy beat me up, a homeless guy peed on me, and then some chick blue balled me... Fucking Nightmare"

"I am not a White Protestant in America... Nightmare"

"Wow I am out of beer...What a Nightmare"

by S. Poo September 26, 2006

nightmare before christmas

Coming home from a Christmas Eve party early and find your parents having sex on the couch. You father is dressed up like Santa and your mother is dressed up like Mrs. Clause.

Chris: I walked in on my parents having sex on Christmas Eve.

Peggy: That's a real Nightmare before Christmas!

by Really messed up March 27, 2010

Nightmare-ism

When a not-funny person tries to tell a joke, and as expected, it isn't funny. Generally Followed by an awkward silence and is also the leading cause of conversations ending abruptly.

guy 1: Man, Kobe Bryant is hurt! I hope he can return!

guy 2: Yeah, he needs to win another ring before he breaks every bone in his body playing basketball or something.

guy 1: Was that supposed to be funny? Nice nightmare-ism.

by Mykrob May 16, 2011