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Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.
Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.
by devestment October 11, 2009
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Newsmercial

When news agencies create news stories, Facebook or any other source of news dissemination that is in reality nothing more than a thinly disguised advertisement for a product or which promotes a corporate or right-wing ideological goal or talking point.
On June 22nd, MSNBC posted this Newsmercial on their Facebook feed: Getting one now, waiting it out or resisting the AT&T-Appleverse altogether?
by GremlinX June 25, 2010
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newtmitt

A person who displays a constant desire for power and noteriety, but whose moral hypocrisy, questionable ethics and inability to maintain a consistent view on most issues ultimately leads to their failure.
Dave will never get promoted to Managing Partner. He's too much of a newtmitt.
by jcc690 December 4, 2011
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Newmertz Conspiracy

When you don't mention a term in class but you still put it multiple times on the test.
Person 1: Man that test was hard
Person 2: Yea, there was definitely a newmertz conspiracy cause I didn't know any of those terms
by mertzmemes December 5, 2016
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Newmanning

verb

1.
Deliberately misunderstanding an interlocutor, in bad faith, with the intention of mischaracterizing said interlocutor’s position in order to morally impugn her/him

2.

Misrepresenting a given position of an interlocutor and committing her/him more to bizarre and/or morally reprehensible ones.

(Esp. if the given position is a descriptive one, and it is misrepresented as a prescriptive one)

3.
After an interlocutor has taken a given position (as indicated by an action, set of actions, part of a statement, a statement, and/or a set of statements), prefacing with an indicator that the following mischaracterization is in fact an accurate representation of the position (e.g. "so, what you're saying is..."), and them misrepresenting the position, esp. when a neutral descriptive position is misrepresented as a bizarre and/or reprehensible prescriptive position.

Variants:

Newmaning

Related terms:
Straw-man Strawman Strawmanning Straw-manning Mischaracterization Mischaracterizing Misrepresentation Misrepresenting Logical fallacy Logical fallacies Sophistry Lies Lying Pilpul Jordan Peterson SJW Frame Ideologue
1
C:
"So you're saying"
*Bad faith misunderstanding*
"in your research,women are unhappy"
*mischaracterizing*
"dominating men"
*morally impugning(J's SexRel descriptions as vulgar D/s prescriptions)*
J:
Newman!

2

W:
Here:a pic of you with a Pepe flag;Pepe is called a hate symbol by the Left
J:
You're a.deliberately misunderstanding what Pepe is & what it stands for,b.mischaracterizing me as shamefully complicit in,or ignorant of what what you think Pepe really means&overstating the judgement of the Left;&c.morally impugning me implying I support hate:ergo Newmanning

3
P:

Anti-"Chain Migrant"(CM) Conservatives want to remove from Americans the right to sponsor family
S:
The more American your family is,the less you possess "right" to sponsor CM.There's a net negative impact from a "right" to sponsor CM, including nepotism.
P:
So,your concept of 'real' Americans is those who aren't immigrants or their families.Only Natives apply.Racist

S:
Think before castigating.If you're a US citizen but your family members aren't,you get to sponsor them as CM.If they're Americans,however,you don't have any privilege to sponsor CM. When you say"So,your concept of",it's to preface a deliberate bad-faith misunderstanding,equivalent to"what you're saying is"; when you say"your concept of 'real' Americans is those who aren't immigrants or their families.Only Natives apply",it's mischaracterizing my position; when you say"Racist", it's to morally impugn me:you Newmanner
by NewmannerExtraordinaire February 7, 2018
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Nekomaru.

Neko is an amazing human, I love him so damn much, like lots lots lots! They’re always so awesomey and his art so amazing like pls spare some talent. The way he always uses “.” In his sentences always makes me smile! Neko deserves the whole world, they’re so nice and good to everybody! I love you Neko 🥺💖💖
Me: Nekomaru. is awesome I love them so very very much! I hope he’s having a nice day!
by omniii February 12, 2021
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Newman Smith

The short word for "I live with sewer rats and eat condoms"
"Yeah, im a newman smith, i LOVE rats!
by Guy dude man bro fam bro dude January 24, 2022
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