Neanderthan November

The holiday of manliness. A month with out shaving.
Must shave on October 31 before midnight, then you will not shave til December. The ladies can join this by not shaving their legs.

Did you hear Charles and Jeff are participating in Neanderthan November?

by itsNickP December 9, 2008

Neander-Fault

an issue or a problem that has arisen by the fault or incompetence of a complete idiot.

Brian - "What the hell is this mess ive been emailed??"

Rick - "Oh yeah sorry i meant to tell you, that is a direct Neander-Fault from Brett in accounts"

by slendyc October 19, 2011

neanderballs

An incredibly hairy nutsack

I shaved my balls last night it was about time I had neanderballs

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

Neanderthot

Describes a person (typically a male) who spends lots of time imitating trends (usually via social media). A "Neanderthot" can also be defined as a person who is self obsessed while showing little to no intelligence.

Harry is such a Neanderthot. He keeps taking photos of himself in the mirror.

On Instagram, David is being such a Neanderthot

by Grevi May 30, 2018

Neandertard

When you’re not sure if you’re friends just unevolved pr retard

That boy John acts like a straight neandertard

by God Logan August 14, 2019

Nylander

a festering gargoyle that leeches onto you and won't let go until you almost begin to like it. By that time, you are already dead.

Lester: I hope we don't have to endure that pile driving pylon humping Nylander another season!

Norbit: Darn tootin right

Lester: Oh fuck!

Norbit: What
Lester: ...................

by Pleb god December 11, 2019

Neanderass

someone who is largely related to a Neanderthal. A negative term.

"your 87% percent Neanderthal."
"No i'm a Neanderass"

by Phlightless December 26, 2019