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netflix and jill

Watch videos and masturbate, applying only to females.

Plays off of both Netflix and Chill and Jill off.
Fernanda had no luck luring over a booty call, so settled for a Netflix and Jill session.
by Danny A Kuhar April 8, 2016
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netbilly

"Netbilly" is a word formed from "internet" and "hillbilly".

A netbilly is easily recognizable by certain features that they present on the internet.

A netbilly's dwelling usually consists of chatrooms, blogs, and comment forums. A netbilly comes in many shapes and sizes.

A netbillly tends to make comments that never relate to the topic in question. They are very passionate about government, immigrants, people of different ethnic backgrounds, the current president, liberals, homosexuals, christianity, and bad grammar.

An example would be:

Topic in question: "waterfalls are beautiful"

netbilly response: "Dam Obama, Dam hhomosexuals, if it werent for these imigrents"

A netbilly can basically be found anywhere on the internet.
The other day I was reading about the joys of raising a family and then this netbilly pops out of nowhere at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday with his comment about Jesus and Obamacare.

Oh my god, I put up a post about my dying cat and some netbilly starts ranting about Obamacare and something else about liberals, the grammar was so bad and now I am really upset.
by totallyyo July 27, 2010
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Netflixcoma

Netflixcomacoma

noun
a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for a prolonged or indefinite period, caused esp. by watching countless hours of Netflix | figurative a victim of a Netflix coma.
Greg: What are you doing tonight bro?
Gary: I am going to just chill at the house tonight and slip into a Netflixcoma
by Outlaws40 January 7, 2011
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Netflix Slave

A person who refuses to watch something, despite other sources, if it's not on Netflix.
Person 1: Come on man, you have to watch Goodfellas.
Person 2: I can't, it's not on Netflix.
Person 1: You are such a Netflix Slave.
by shadow24601 July 24, 2015
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Netflix Remorse

The sick to the stomach feeling one gets after watching 44 episodes of; The Blacklist, or How I Met Your Mother, in 48 hours. The sense of your soul being sucked out of your eyes through the tv when you should be outside living.
Mark: Hey so why did you run 17 miles today?
Micah: I have some wicked Netflix remorse... I watched the entire Breaking Bad show in four days.
Mark: Been there.... after I watched the entire Gilmore Girls show in a week I had such bad Netflix Remorse I learned how to breakdance and won a street competition in the subways in Philly.
by Fuegocurtainreddrapes April 9, 2016
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Netflix and Sorrow

The lowest point in someone's life where they are so lonely and their life is so unfulfilled that they have to resort watching Netflix all day by themselves without any interactions which others. While watching Netflix they also realize how pathetic they really are and become very depressed.
I am going to go home and Netflix and Sorrow.
by BShan April 22, 2016
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one eye on netflix

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.
Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.
by Greenbeener January 27, 2016
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