Neptunic

Describes the "sexual orientation" of someone who wants the p**sy and does not care about the identity of the person it's attached to.

Someone who's dating app filter accepts women, non-binary and trans men.

I absolutely respect your gender identity, I'm not a desperate straight man, I'm neptunic!

by Hatfull December 18, 2022

Kitty + Neptune

The most cutest, the loudest, the longest, the hardest, the gamer-est couple ever to exist is this god damn universe.

Neptune: Game go brr
Kitty: joe mama go brrr

Kitty + Neptune: we go brrr

by L'rock April 2, 2021

Neptune

a furry bitch with a nintendo obsession

"neptune is a weird furry bitch who plays cooking mama on her nintendo switch lite"

by fatcocchaver July 15, 2022

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Neptune

A fucking idiot that has no friends

Person one-Hey neptune do you have friends?
Neptune-what are friends the fuck?

by Neptunei6940 December 24, 2021

Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

neptune..official

a really cool mutual of mine! she’s super nice and a cool Kaede kinnie! they deserve the world, I love them sm <33

neptune..official is one of the best mutuals ever!

by anonymous July 21, 2021