Neptune's Trident

When a woman is laying naked on her stomach, you put your thumb in her ass, 2 fingers in her vagina, and your pinky massages her clitorus.

I went over to my woman's house, and gave her the ole Neptune's Trident until she blacked out.

by Blade_Slasher June 30, 2021

Neptunedeproto

Idk man I guess I'm either dead or braindead also GRC funny

Neptunedeproto protogen man

by Neptune the protogen July 11, 2021

neptune..official

a really cool mutual of mine! she’s super nice and a cool Kaede kinnie! they deserve the world, I love them sm <33

neptune..official is one of the best mutuals ever!

by anonymous July 21, 2021

neptuneiscommon

Literally friends since lots of years, an italian creature and probably fish too.

Neptuneiscommon i cant believe its a fish!

by tomcatsgay September 11, 2021

neptunephobia

you have a big fear of the planet neptune.

“hey, the planet neptune rlly scares me.”
“*gasp* you have neptunephobia!”

by CHAINSAWMASK September 21, 2021

Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

Neptune

A fucking idiot that has no friends

Person one-Hey neptune do you have friends?
Neptune-what are friends the fuck?

by Neptunei6940 December 24, 2021