Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

Negative vibe merchant

A person who is crabby, generally unpleasant, and constantly giving off negativity.

First coined in the 1980s British comedy "The Young Ones" by character Neil, who complained that a negative vibe merchant had boarded up his bedroom. Later used in the mid-90s by the band 311 in their song "Misdirected Hostility."

Some negative vibe merchant, like, boarded up my bedroom...

by Vyv December 9, 2012

negative lottery

The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.

I just won the negative lottery. My boss just told me I'm getting a 10% pay cut.

by Mr.Krabs July 7, 2010

I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

by dstikele October 23, 2009

Negative canthal tilt

When the inside edge of your eye (medial canthus) is higher than the the outside part of your eye (lateral canthus). This forms a negatively slanted eye that can make you look tired, submissive, or old. Popular determiner of attractiveness in looksmaxxing/incel communities.

Truecel: Bro I've been rejected for the 20th time by low-tier Beckys.

Incel: it's because of your negative canthal tilt, brocel. It's over for you, just ropemaxx

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

Negative Nancy

Someone submitted to an extreme amount of negativity

Johnson, that man is a real negative nancy

by Lafertee, Daniel September 6, 2003

negative creep

kick-ass song by nirvana.

"Daddys little girl aint a girl no more"

by Ka July 17, 2004