Naughty Tucan

(noun) A odorous young man who has a particularly large nose who sticks it in people's business and is very loud and obnoxious about it.

"chris kobel, what a naughty tucan."
"shut that bird up, damn naughty tucan."

by monkeyman8 April 21, 2010

Naughty Wound

An severe injury to living tissue caused by a cut, blow, or other impact, typically one in which the skin is badly cut or broken. Usually inflicted by means of violence.

That's a naughty wound, mate. Go and get yourself down the hospital now.

by pbuon1873 August 7, 2011

Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.

Fuck me with I can't believe it's not butter now.... I love to naughty biscuit.

by Ticklemeelmo May 1, 2014

Naughty Step Necromancer

The Naughty Step is a form of behavioral modification that involves temporarily separating a person (child) from an environment where an unacceptable behavior has occurred, normally at the foot of the stairs.

Necromancy (/ˈnɛkrəmænsi/)is the practice of magic involving communication with the dead – either by summoning their spirits as apparitions, visions or raising them bodily – for the purpose of divination, imparting the means to foretell future events.

Tarquin, seriously boy you are straight boiling my piss today! Naughty step NOW!

“Tarquin seems somehow to summon the strength of the Devil himself, talk in tongues and hold court with unseen daemons”

Shit Jean he’s naughty step necromancer - call the Bishop.

by Stupid Disco February 11, 2021

double naughty

Double Naughty is a term used when a female is overly flirtatious, bordering on the vulgar it is considered double naughty.

Man 1: Yeah she was some yoga teacher bruv, proper bendy, look, look.
*Shows bendy yoga teacher"
Man 2: Jesus, fuuuck, what she sent that to you did she?
Man 1: Double naughty.

by Strongest Man in Hastings November 22, 2016

Naughty Nine

the slutty section of the ninth grade class who like to fuck with people lives and make high school a hell for all the seniors.

omg i cant believe that the naughty nine sent that naked picture around!

by Jennyjenjenjen October 30, 2011

illumi-naughty

A secret order amongst many college campuses that film pornography with incoming frosh and sorority pledges!

However this pornography is not for sale or redistribution but is simply archived.

OMG I heard Paige got tapped by the illumi-naughty!?

by [e-mail] June 8, 2009