Naked News

The greatest show, on at around 11pm on a weeknight on the australian television pay tv network, foxtel. The show involves attractive woman taking there clothes off while reading the news. The aim was to get modern day men into watching the news, however I don't listen to a thing i'm in my own zone watching them get naked.

Hey bro, did you see Silvia on Naked News last night because those pink and black panties were hot!!!

by bEATLe_PauL June 9, 2005

stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

Nakayla

Cute, funny, sympathetic, caring, wild, daring.
Always grateful for what she has, rarely jealous.
Messy at times, but has an inner neat-freak.
Has a great sense of humour.
Gorgeous, stunning, beautiful.

Woah. What a Nakayla

by chicaa.(: October 11, 2010

half-naked

adj. shirtless; topless. (Used of both guys and girls.)

A mob of half-naked people ran out of the burning YMCA.

by kadatz May 11, 2010

nakaiya

awesome girl;who is very loud and outgoing.
and have an attitude.

damn shes a nakaiya

by nakaiya87589 March 3, 2009

Nakaya

Nakaya is a girl who has a nice body, beautiful eyes, nice hair, and a good heart. Who is a nice person but can be very rude, she is 1 in a billion if you find a Nakaya keep her. Don't ever get on Nakaya's bad side or something bad will happen if you ever fight a Nakaya guarantee you will get beat up. Nakaya is fearless and goes after what she wants. If you ever run across a Nakaya and you guys become friends keep her around as long as you can. She will defend you, help you out bad times, have fun with you a lot, and will be a good friend all around. Nakaya's are very generous and fun to hang around any time of the day so remember a Nakaya is a good person and can be very evil if u try something so watch out! Its not quite often to find a Nakaya.

Boy 1: who is that girl over there?
Boy 2:ph thats Nakaya she fine asf bro
Boy 1: i call her
Boy 2: i do

Boy 1 and 2 argues for a while over Nakaya.

by Aaliyahhhhh June 26, 2019

naked smack down

Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.

Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.

Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.

Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!

by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023