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NFL Minute

The opposite of a New York minute. When a game minute takes like, ten minutes and only two plays were made.
20 real minutes= 1 NFL minute
by Supe swag lord March 6, 2015
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NFL Draft

A charity set up by the National Football League to support The Foundation of Unproven Talent and the continued financial security of The Useless Has-Beens.
"Yo man we got da top rated quater-back in da NFL Draft!"
"You trippin? Who?"
"Ryan Leaf dogg!"
by No Fun League May 2, 2009
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NFL Blitz

When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.
On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET
by JCF May 25, 2006
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NFL refs

A bunch of chodes who want the patriots to get another ring
These NFL refs are so bad and of course its my favorite team versus the patriots.
by Oooooooo10 January 15, 2018
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NFL chat

NFL chat is a chat used by NFL fans, It is filled with "sus comments" and Stupid packers fans.
You seen mikey from NFL chat? man, I hate packers fans.
by NFLCHATTER April 11, 2021
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nfl mustache

an extremely thin mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.
Joe has an nfl mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.
by KenOlsen June 2, 2008
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NFL point creepin

When a member of the National Forensics League creeps on another members points on nflonline.org to determine how worthy of a debater they are.
"Hey were hitting 23MQ this next round"
"Uh oh, I was NFL point creepin on both of them last week, they each have almost 2,000 points."
"Oh shit man were screwed."

NFL point creepin
by PolicyDiva February 19, 2011
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