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newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.
"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."
by KRiver February 6, 2015
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Newark

A city in New Jersey, not as bad as most people think, the nice parts are very nice, and the bad parts are full of crackheads, dope fiends, and homeless people. Quoted by Funk Master Flex on New York's Hot 97 radio as 'Toe Tag City' Newark New Jersey has a relatively high violence rate. Cops in Newark are very good at spotting people who aren't from the area, and will pull you over very fast if they spot you. Newark also has the purest Heroin on the entire East Coast.
1) Yo lets go get that fire shit in newark
2) Ok but since your white you better get in the back, they pull us over if they see a black and a white dude together
3) Hurry up i wanna get high
by dootybooty68 March 29, 2009
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newb

A player who eases their way to the top, respect them. A noob, on the other hand, has no will to get there.. by himself. Just read the sentences. Drumroll, please?
Newb: Can you help me get a diamond dagger?
Pro: Sure!

Noob: di di an bui mi nana whip!
Pro: Google translate, be there when I need you..... No noobish language? I told you....
by Nerdnerd November 3, 2016
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NEWay

A shortned form of "anyway"
NEWay, how have you been?
by Johnny Garfield August 30, 2004
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Newark, New Jersey

Newark, New Jersey A.K.A Brick City.

Newark is the largest city in New Jersey, United States, and the county seat of Essex County. Newark the 64th largest city in the U.S.
The third oldest city in the nation, Newark represents centuries of magnificent architecture, arts, culture, and industry.

Famous People of Newark:

Jason Alexander
Amiri Baraka
Tisha Campbell
Gloria Gaynor
Savion Glover
Whitney Houston
Jerry Lewis
Shaquille O'Neal
Joe Pesci
Redman
Ice-T
Rah Digga
Philip Roth
Eva Marie Saint
Frankie Valli
Sarah Vaughan
Newark, New Jersey, USA..

Many GREAT people have originated or passed through.... You will not be GREAT until YOU do.
by Nyeama August 19, 2008
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Newb Muffin

A delicious baked good derived of newbs. Can be very tasty if cooked correctly, over pwnage may lead to burnt newb muffins.
~ Om num num, that was a good Newb Muffin.

~ Avy is a newb muffin.
by Muffin Of Newbness March 15, 2009
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newb

A newb, not to be confused with "Noob" or N00b", this word only means that this person who plays a game of any sort isn't that good at the game, but would like to become better at this game, not act childish and call everyone else "Noobs".
Someone who could be ranked as a novice in a game such as Halo or Halo 2, would like to become a better player and get a rank of apprentice, or Distinguished, surpassing the rank of a newb.
by A Twisted Illusion September 11, 2008
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