A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.
Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today
by Chesstastic July 31, 2007
Get the Mallet Head mug.Within the Tacoma Mall, there is one man who just walks around the mall wearing bright pimpish suits with a cane and a top-hat.
by a-rabian-tony November 11, 2009
Get the Tacoma Mall Pimp mug.prestigious mall located in a prestigious area of New Jersey. Known for its expensive stores (New Jersey's answer to Rodeo Drive). Known for its snobbery to people dressed down but salespeople of late have realized that its teenagers in sweatpants who spend the most money on Daddy's credit cards.
by Grace February 10, 2005
Get the The Mall at Short Hills mug.Pacific mall is an enormous Asian mall in toronto. It's the largest asian mall in canada. It is populated by trendy chinese teens.
Also known as "p-mall".
Also known as "p-mall".
by soliloquy December 26, 2004
Get the pacific mall mug.The shittiest, most under cared for shopping centre in Campbelltown as of circa 2001 (it all went downhill from there).
The centre is infested with two dollar shops, and consists of: a wannabe Big W, rundown stores, an incomplete Woolies, a dead food court and just general debris.
When it rains, they put out buckets to catch the water seeping in through the holes in the ceiling. Niiiice.
The centre is infested with two dollar shops, and consists of: a wannabe Big W, rundown stores, an incomplete Woolies, a dead food court and just general debris.
When it rains, they put out buckets to catch the water seeping in through the holes in the ceiling. Niiiice.
Supermarket employee: One time on my way to work at Minto Mall, i tripped over a bucket and water splashed everywhere. It was embarassing.
Minto Mall is a target for wacky shoplifters and thieves.
Minto Mall is a target for wacky shoplifters and thieves.
by naz*dawg August 16, 2009
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man, i really liked the parks mall but it's just gotten too ghetto and scary. i think i'll make a trip to the northpark mall.
by hellobabyxx December 3, 2010
Get the parks mall mug.usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.
concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
by bah May 13, 2005
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