meef

The sound made by a domestic shorthair cat, particularly one named Kira. Commonly thought to be meow, but that is only to the untrained ear. Thought to be the feline attempt to pronounce English words.

"Meef."

"What's that? You need fresh water?"

"Meef."

"Food, then?"

"MEEEEEEEEF."

"Oh, the litter's dirty. I'll have the teenager clean that up for you."

"Meef."

"You're welcome."

by Egon Spengler April 17, 2006

Meef

To feel empty inside ur heart, brain, body, soul, or stomach.

He broke my heart and It’s meef.
Or
I’m meef today billy fuck off!

by Berrybitch214ha November 23, 2018

meef

A name for a well known Red Faction player, (É) Meef =BF=, he always says "I am Meef"

Guy: Hey Meef
Meef: Hey
Meef: I Am Meef
Guy: I Know
Meef: Sorry, Meefs english not perfect...

by OxYgeN April 16, 2005

MeeF

1.(Adjective) The sound a fist makes when it hits the small of a humans back IE. (Kidney Punch) (Donkey Punch)
2.(Adjective) The war cry of a Mongoose or Weasel

1.Wow, did you hear that fist go meef on that guys back?

2.Did you hear that Mongoose yelp meef before attacking that tree hugger!

by Knightt June 28, 2007

Meef

in between a fart and a qeef

Bob - "Hey dude whats that smell"

Joe - "dude i meefed"

Bob - "ahh dude that gross"

by titysprinklessdsdsd October 8, 2010

meef

It's short for AmyMotherFuckingWho. Yeah, I am that awesome

Whoa Meef. You really are awesome

by amymotherfuckinwho December 28, 2005

Meef

When you're too gay to use swear words, or you just want to be a complete asshole, you use Meef to replace words. Try to use it at least once every 50 years to maximize its effect.

Faggot #1: Hey brah, I just meefed all over your toilet, and by the way...I mean jizzed

Faggot #2: Hey brah, it's okay. I thought it was like cream cheese or something, I ate it all up.

by Penis Controller August 2, 2011