Kidney Punch

To punch someone in the kidneys. Hurts like a bitch, and often results in pissing blood for an extended period of time.

Man, my brothers friend kidney punched me once, and I was pissing blood for a week!

by Shinigami Love June 14, 2006

kidney punch

The act of striking a person in the area of the kidney. Can cause severe internal bleeding, resulting in the incapacitation of the injured person and sometimes death.

Jon received a kidney punch during the brawl.

by Albert February 15, 2004

kidney punch

A body shot to the kidney area when properly placed during anal sex will tighten the brown star fish.

This coke whore had such a wide dirt track that I had to throw a couple kidney punches for good measure.

by EVB October 8, 2005

kidney punch

A kidney punch is when you yell "Kidney punch!" and then punch someone anywhere except the kidney.

Kyle:"Kidney punch!"
Phil:"Owwww! Why did you punch my arm... Kidney punch!"
Kyle:"You don't punch in the kidney you idiot... Kidney punch!"

by Emblazin April 20, 2009

Anal Kidney Punching

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood

guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008

mexican kidney punch

The concoction drunk at weddings, etc. after someone insults waiter or busboy (usually latino) who then spikes punch with lighter fluid.

Damn that emergency room was jumping cause of that Jew wedding celebrating with that Mexican kidney punch!

by busboy#7 January 16, 2005

Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.

My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.

by fmab March 11, 2010