clown mustard

The substance that comes out of the man probe at the end of sexual activity.

Man my girl and I went on for hours, till the one eyed meat snake finally spit out some clown mustard.

by C.T. Kennedy July 30, 2007

man mustard

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

Mustard Ass

Someone whose ass emits an odor strong enough to create casualties reminiscent of WWI's Mustard Gas.

Mike 'Mustard Ass' Dukes, has a weapon of extraordinary proportions in his arsenal.

by Krazy Kraka February 24, 2004

reverse mustard slide

Anal sex, when yellow mustard is used as the lubricant.

Sex getting boring, try a reverse mustard slide to spice things up.

by derksoda December 7, 2009

Masturdriving

To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.

Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.
Bill: What happened?
Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.
Bill: Ah shit..

by TKJTG March 21, 2009

mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Mustardbating

The use of mustard or mustard bottles to masturbate. Practiced mostly by men but can be practiced by women.

Anne: "Yuck, your dick tastes like mustard!"

Fred: "Sorry, I've been mustardbating"

by P+V=S March 24, 2010