murphy's law

Shit happens.

I always fail to capture that damn roadrunner thanks to Murphy's Law, and all those defective, shitty ACME products.

by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003

Eddie Murphy Smile

An Adjective as to describe a huge smile where the person's teeth are completely exposed, their cheeks (face) are raised really high, and their eyes are very low and squinty because the person's high raised cheeks are putting pressure on the person's eyes.

Dave really started to freak me out when he started cracking Eddie Murphy smiles for no reason.

by The Mysterious Nugget Man July 31, 2008

Murphy the Jawn

Aggressively turning over and chugging a beer as fast as you can while holding the can with both hands

Would you like to Murphy the Jawn?
Yes, let’s Murphy the Jawn ridiculously hard.

by jjacav13 July 8, 2021

katie murphy

absolute machine in bed
people with the name liam generally love the cunt
should often fuck

Liam: dayum katie murphy, let me fuck you with my small pecker

by lityer January 6, 2014

Sebastian Murphy

A childish gay boy who plays fortnite all day and other childish games and instead of going to the toilet he shits himself

Sebastian Murphy shits him self

by Wjfysjfvcb August 28, 2020

cillian murphy

My favorite actor and the cutest guy ever. He was in movies such as Red Eye, Batman Begins, 28 Days Later, and Cold mountain.

Cillian Murphy has fair skin, beautiful eyes, and is hopefully gay.

by Xipher September 18, 2005

Murphy's Dog

One who can give it, but can not take it.

I heard you tried to punch someone when you were rat arsed Saturday night, missed and fell over and cut your head. Ha ha ha

You can talk, what about the time you got a hiding and ended up in A&E with stitches left, right and centre. Ruining christmas for everyone... Ha ha ha

Thats not funny ya prick, I nearly died....

Ah, shut up ta fuck, Your Murphy's dog.

by ScubMeister General March 8, 2009