the sticky, smelly, sweaty liquid that forms on the murf that must be removed daily either by showering or someone else licking it off
"I can see your murf juice seeping through your pants." or "That shit smells like murf juice!" or "I can smell your murf juice from here!"
by Murf E. Brown July 27, 2006
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Full name Murtagh Morzansson, this legendary but tragically fictional guy is by far the awesomest, hottest, most epical not to mention TOTALLY BADASS character in the Inheritance Cycle, END OF. Played by the equally awesome, hot and epical Garrett Hellund in the film. He carries a hand and a half sword, and wears black leather, is a crack shot with a bow and arrow, and is slightly twisted and evil, ie. FREAKING HOT. What's not to love?!
Son of Morzan, Galbatorix's previous evil *probably hot* hench minion, who is killed by Brom. Also the best friend/arch enemy of the not-anywhere-freaking-near-as-hot-or-awesome Eragon. He is forced by Galbatorix to become his evil hench minion *boooo and also not boo cos it's HOT* and rides a big ass red dragon called Thorn. This, while in NO WAY detracting from his hotness or awesomeness, means he is away being evil with Galbatorix and therefore tragically MISSING from most of Eldest *boooo* and far more of Brisingr *booo* than is good for the health of his devoted fangirls, who totally adore him. Because he is AWESOME. And hot. VERY HOT.
Son of Morzan, Galbatorix's previous evil *probably hot* hench minion, who is killed by Brom. Also the best friend/arch enemy of the not-anywhere-freaking-near-as-hot-or-awesome Eragon. He is forced by Galbatorix to become his evil hench minion *boooo and also not boo cos it's HOT* and rides a big ass red dragon called Thorn. This, while in NO WAY detracting from his hotness or awesomeness, means he is away being evil with Galbatorix and therefore tragically MISSING from most of Eldest *boooo* and far more of Brisingr *booo* than is good for the health of his devoted fangirls, who totally adore him. Because he is AWESOME. And hot. VERY HOT.
Me: I'm in love with a fictional character...
Fangirl No 2: What, apart from Draco Malfoy?
Me: Yes...Murtagh! He's just SO DAMN HOT
Fangirl No 2: IKR
Both Fangirls: *squeals of happiness*
Fangirl No 2: What, apart from Draco Malfoy?
Me: Yes...Murtagh! He's just SO DAMN HOT
Fangirl No 2: IKR
Both Fangirls: *squeals of happiness*
by TheWuzzy July 4, 2011
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Get the murtains mug.1. God damn you're muftn right now!
2. MUFTN!!
3. GG MUFTN! pay attention!
4. Wow you were muftn last night!
2. MUFTN!!
3. GG MUFTN! pay attention!
4. Wow you were muftn last night!
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Get the mufftrocious mug.Intelligent creature with a dark and gloomy past. it's knowledge about cars is outstanding and some say it knows so much it can never remember how much it actually knows. it's pretty harmless if you leave it be but hear this; if this creature is teased to much it will cause serious harm to the teaser. *TEASERS BEWARE*
it has a softspot for cakes, cookies and nice cars.
it has a softspot for cakes, cookies and nice cars.
teaser 1:" look! there's a Murfy over there"
teaser 2:" yea! lets go tease it"
*both teasers didn't even make it to the hospital 'cause they died of thier injuries before the medical team could get there*
Murfy:" FEED.......MEEEE......CAAAKE....!!!!!"
teaser 2:" yea! lets go tease it"
*both teasers didn't even make it to the hospital 'cause they died of thier injuries before the medical team could get there*
Murfy:" FEED.......MEEEE......CAAAKE....!!!!!"
by theExpert February 24, 2013
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