Murfy 

Intelligent creature with a dark and gloomy past. it's knowledge about cars is outstanding and some say it knows so much it can never remember how much it actually knows. it's pretty harmless if you leave it be but hear this; if this creature is teased to much it will cause serious harm to the teaser. *TEASERS BEWARE*

it has a softspot for cakes, cookies and nice cars.

teaser 1:" look! there's a Murfy over there"

teaser 2:" yea! lets go tease it"

*both teasers didn't even make it to the hospital 'cause they died of thier injuries before the medical team could get there*

Murfy:" FEED.......MEEEE......CAAAKE....!!!!!"

Murfy by theExpert February 24, 2013

murfy 

Small, ginger homosapian twat. Around knee height and found in darkest Wishaw. Vicious when provoked but usually feminine. Usually shadowing girlfriend in order to look cool but secretly likes men. Defends territory by "singing" which will deter any animal with working ears, and some deaf.

hey murfy, stop putting your finger near my ass, i ain't into that shit!!!!!

Yeah murfy, you really hit that note good!!!

murfy by Murfy fanclub inc. February 5, 2004

Whacker murfy 

Go to a public bathrooms and clog all the toilets and leave a business card with your name and number for all your plumbing needs

Plumber: Pulling a Whacker murfy is a great way to get work when you’re quite

Whacker murfy by Tom Butler January 19, 2021

murmy

A female who thinks she is everything. Usually acts as a know it all, but she really doesn’t know anything. She lives for impressing people with fake facts and knowledge.

1.Don’t believe her. She’s a murmy.

2.No you should not date her, she’s a total murmy.

3.Dont be a murmy! They are so annoying!

murmy by heyyoyobird May 29, 2018

murf 

me and my friend named a stray dog murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch

murf by @shhh.ixxy on insta follow me October 3, 2019

Murky Buckets 

Means "many thanks", from the French "merci beaucoup"

A. Did you send that kit off?
B. Absolutely
A. Murky Buckets

Murky Buckets by Scramjet2 March 5, 2012

Mursyidah 

A beautiful name for someone who is beautiful on the inside and outside, and has a very unique personality. Very quiet at first but when you get to know them, it gets crazy

That is such a mursyidah thing to say

Mursyidah by Delancey May 12, 2019