Then My Cousin Got Murdered

"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."

Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

Murdertron

1.) The form that Optimus Prime takes after forming with Charlie Manson, Marilyn Manson and The Misfits. Extremely powerful and can blow up all yo shizitz with a single missle.

2.) A way to describe a person who is extremely mad.

"Murdertron is the Po Po."

"That nigga went all Murdertron on his ass after he called his mama a nigger bitch."

by DethKlokMod March 31, 2008

Murderection

A hard-on induced by the act of killing, especially in video games.

Dude 1: Did you see that guy's guts spew from his mouth?
Dude 2: Yeah, I have the biggest murderection now.
Dude 1: Me too, I have a total murder-boner.
Dude2: Let's kiss.

by rrza May 30, 2013

Murderler

Cross between and murderer and a burglar.

"Did you hear about how Cindy got shot and robbed?"
"Yeah, that guy was a total murderler"

*Cindy survived*

by ocbr December 31, 2013

Murdered By Words

When you get fucked by someones words and don't have anything else to say back to them

Person1: Wat's up how did the quarrel go with him?
Person2: I just got fucking Murdered by words he is too intelectual for me

by Lil bitch that has a ditch May 26, 2020

Murderbreakfast

Murderbreakfast - The meal prepared in the cooking portion of the opening sequence from Dexter.

- Ham steak
- fried eggs with some sort of Worcestershire or hot sauce
- Blood orange juice
- coffee (preferably fresh ground and perculated through a french press)

I'm hungry. Man, I could really go for some of that Dexter, murderbreakfast, right about now.

by Namrats July 9, 2010

Murdered the beat

To perform excellent in rap or (black people music) track. To invoke such a feeling of euphoria in the listener that they feel like they have died and gone to heaven.

Meek: How do you think I did on the track, Nicki?
Nicki: Oh boy you murdered the beat!

by StankDickDad August 6, 2015