pulling a murtagh

to veer off course due to chronic laziness, pessimistic ideals, malicious intent; especially when trying to complete a to-do-list.

Jack was pulling a murtagh when he decided against keeping his friends company at Van Saun Zoo.

by Would you like some sausages? October 16, 2008

mertzing

Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.

Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!

by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007

mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.

by 151bar151 March 24, 2016

Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.

Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law

by THOR'I'AM October 5, 2017

Merton

A state of sadness or general unhappiness.

Becky's boyfriend Darnell and now she is merton for certain.

by Sweet Sarie November 24, 2018

Murtadha

Murtadha is an arabic name, whom only the perfect guys have. Murtadha has a big dick, and doesnt have flaws. He is a perfect man. Not to mention, but he is also fucking hot.

Wow Murtadha, please fuck me.

by spisgodt17 February 1, 2022

Muretic

Something muretic is deep and thoughtful. Special emphasis is placed on the fact that it must be ruminative. We mean depth of sophistication, not literal depth. It is correct to say that a philosopher is muretic, but incorrect to say that the Pacific Ocean is muretic (unless discussing the concept of oceans, in which case it is).

Damn bro, that's so muretic.

My teacher said the most muretic thing this morning, she said that the sky is only blue because we think blue is blue.

by rheenglinash June 6, 2022