Post Mortem

1. Post-mortem: meaning after death the examination, or autopsy of a corpse in order to determine cause of death.
Also Post-mortem interval: the time that has elapsed since a person has died.

2. Used in a metaphoric sense in Eminem's song "Lose Yourself" to mean that Eminem has become brain-dead.

1. The Coroners arrived to the crime scene to investigate and find the post-mortem interval.

2. "His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a new world order, a normal life is boring
But superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows it's all over, these h**s is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter"

by Watwat August 26, 2013

Mortality

Yea, everybody knows you can die if you do certain things. You can die in your sleep, you can die even if you're not trying to get yourself killed. What does anybody who's still alive really know about mortality though? If your friends or family died in a car accident, they would be the folks who know about mortality and not you. I doubt anybody who claims to know all about mortality from seeing horrific accidents has had an opportunity to talk with any of the deceased about mortality, therefore you're full of shit when you preach about it, you don't really know shot like the rest of us.

The girl must know it all about what death is like from seeing some bad accidents since she's preaching to everybody how they should live their lives the way she lives hers. Any slight deviation from the way she lives life will be considered reckless and adolescent minded, watch out! She's a mortality expert!

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

brick and mortar

An adjective usually used to describe a store.
Opposed to online stores, a brick and mortar store has a physical address, hence the term brick and mortar, the materials used to construct a building.

You could buy item A on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer.

by JyL. June 11, 2006

montaea

A Montaea is a women capable of producing a stunning effect because she is the literal embodiment of the human ideal. When you see a montaea in person, you briefly experience a hint of humanity's greatest potential. You essentially receive a concentrated drug hit of life itself. A montaea is life, not in the sense that she is the meaning of life, but that she is the physical embodiment of life, the most utterly pure and concrete form of the abstract notion of what it means to be alive. It's an almost mystical experience in that it feels otherworldly. Montaeas, when seen in contrast with the unremarkable appearance of the average woman, seem almost to be heavenly creatures. A montaea can be, literally, intoxicating.

Dang, Angelique is the right combination of personality, confidence, and physical attraction. She's definitely a montaea!

by M A A M February 16, 2019

mortal fuck haven

A description for a really good orgasm. Usually a man will shout this out during the orgasm.

“Oh yeahhhhh!!! Mortal Fuck Haven!!”

by Smoove1287 December 2, 2019

Morta

When Ginevra doesn't have anything to say, equivalent to the common Tumblr expression "I'm literally dead fr"

Guy : I love popsicles
Ginevra: Morta

by pighyboy June 5, 2022

Mortation

Mortation (noun):

Franglais noun originating from the verb mourir.

Used to mean "having died" or "being in a state of death." Alternatively, it could be used more figuratively to mean "extremely tired" or "completely exhausted."

Bro. It's four A.M. and we're still doing Calc 2 ... seems like we're in mortation.

DAMN! I'm gonna rip asbestos out of the wall and eat it

by Stimpy42 March 7, 2023