moof

Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.

Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.

Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?

by dj_monged August 16, 2004

moof-diving

Masculin form of Muff-Diving.

Josh likes to go moof-diving on Duncan.

by shakdiesel December 26, 2005

Moof Gang

The act of blocking your face with your hand from a picture that someone tries to take of you.

"MOOF GANG" Dan shouted as he blocked the picture with his hand

by THAT SNEAK September 17, 2018

Moofed out:

(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.

She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!

by namllrn April 27, 2004

moof

A silly short canadian who's more trouble than she's worth.

Margot is a marauding muffin miscreant moof

by l33tb34r 0|= d347|-| & |)()()/\/\!!!11 August 20, 2004

moof diving

The act of eating out or being eaten out by a canadian. A take on the popular "muff diving", just with a canadian accent. Out = Oot, Muff = Moof.

Danny went moof diving last night, eh?

by nspa4568 January 20, 2009

fug moof

When you stub your small toe you fug-moof

Hey did you just fug moof

by Fug-moof April 14, 2020