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montrose

unmistakable human beings believed to be delivered to this planet to serve as a model for human evolution.
montrose is already there.
by nick December 11, 2003
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of montreal

Probably the only indie band out there worth listening to. They will eventually reach great popularity and be the talk of all teen girls. Kevin Barnes prances around stage in flashy outfits and singing lyrics that consist of high vocabulary words while the rest of the band plays upbeat songs (and also wear flashy outfits). Listening to Of Montreal will place you in a stage of complete bliss but most importantly, it will be the best psychedelic experience you've ever had.
Teen Girl - "OMG! Have you heard this new band called Of Montreal!!!!?? They're like so hip!"

Of Montreal Fan Girl - "Yeah, I've liked them for years poser."
by Marialejandra March 6, 2007
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Montreal Breakfast

Either corn chips or white rice with water. This is what poor people eat in the city so that they can afford scarves and new chuck all stars and all the other things hip young quebecois need in order to survive.

It's also a great excuse to not actually prepare real food.

If eating discount tortilla chips from Provigo, eat the whole bag to feel extra ashamed of your poverty.
I settled for the good old Montreal Breakfast today. Maybe this weekend I'll have enough saved up for a molson 10.1...
by The Robotic Robot December 2, 2010
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Momteaser

Something used to tease a mom. If chemistry is present, it can lead to a severe quarterloafing.
Greg whipped out his footlong momteaser.
by Petricorps May 21, 2013
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montreal facelift

The act of performing a bukkake on someone and then going for a run whilst the weather is cold. The cold weather then hardens the semen on the face, simulating a facelift.
Alice: "I feel ten years younger after that Montreal Facelift! I can't believe how cold it was outside, though!"
by drinkingham_tttttff October 28, 2013
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Montreat

A small, liberal arts recluse full of Outdoor Education majors...and then everyone else.
Do you even Montreat?
I would go to Montreat, but I'm not O.E.
by tamumusic April 7, 2015
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Montese

The most mustiness person on earth
Montese need deodorant
by Rrgghnjjbss March 27, 2019
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