Straight Month

This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight RESPECTIVELY. Not getting children involve, or forcing our sexuality down people’s throats. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.

Straight guy 1: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!

Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.

Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!

by A.I.B June 19, 2021

ass eating awareness month

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries

Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month

by Ass God February 3, 2018

Monotonous

To be repetitive and boring

This english class is really monotonous

by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

18 months

Five fcking years...

We are going on hiatus, it's only going to be 18 months.

by NiallHoranLarryIsReal May 9, 2020

time of the month

1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow

1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month

by sleazeee November 17, 2009

pride month / fag month

Pride month
Used to be a great place for LQBTQ+ community, but now its just a place where companies will make money out of it

Also know as maples (WIP.#0001) month as she runs all faggots in the world

" i fucking HATE pride month / fag month man, them faggots need to go!"

by nia! June 4, 2023

PP hole awareness month

if you have a PP hole you know the struggle of aiming

PP hole awareness month need more attention

by Big red and the boys March 19, 2020