Mexican Moped

Mexican Moped is another name for a burro (small donkey).

Chris - Hey Gus, we need more Cerveza por favor.
Griff - Yeah, Jump on your Mexican Moped and get some.
Gus - Si Senior.

by Christov September 11, 2012

social meeds

When people say social medias, but want to sound cool.

I haven't checked my social meeds for minutes! I'm dying!

by #hastagtomanyhashtags March 2, 2017

mopedophile

a guy who rides around on a moped looking for little kids

"honey, get the kids inside, the mopedophile is riding around again"

by chumpy mcchump April 13, 2008

moted

Dissed, put down, proven wrong. Contraction of "demoted". Used in the Bay Area only.

Man: Hey baby can I get yo' number?
Woman: No, but you can get lost.
Man's friends: Ooooooh, moted!

by Joe F November 21, 2004

Moled

To be so hungover that you spent the day in your bed, with your room in darkness, only to leave for a piss. Often happens to those that aren't used to drinking, or by tories.

"Wheres dave?"
"He got too fucked off his horse last night so he's spending the day moled"
"Fucking tory"

by Nick Cleggggy March 2, 2014

Moed

To be drunk.
So drunk you make poor decisions.

I went to the brew house last night and I was moed. So moed, I hooked up with Wagner.

by botox January 20, 2005

moled out

Basically the equivalent of being dicked out. Generally used as a verb, though can be used otherwise while intoxicated. Usually mistaken for "mold out" by the uninitiated. Can sometimes be followed by random statements that describe how moled out it is, such as: "to the fullest", "to the max", "to the core", etc.

mole 1) Yo nigga what happened to that blunt?
mole 2) We smoked that bitch hours ago man...
mole 1) Maaaaan thats fucking moled out to the max
mole 2) To the core?
mole 1) Dual core nigga.

by ThatMoleFaSho March 11, 2008