Mateen

The most athletic types of muzzle there is our there. A genius and a pull god. The most legendary person ever.

Michael Jordan = Mateen
LeBron = Mateen
Odell = Mateen

by JoseMPerez March 29, 2017

Husband Material

A guy you (girl/gay guy) would consider perfect enough to marry one day.

Kaylie: Look at Alex! He's lookin fine.

Lyndsie: Ya. He's definitely husband material.

by ThaBigCheesy October 18, 2010

your mate

Whenever someone is complaining about their mate, this sarcastic, simple reply reflects the fact that they chose to be their friend, and should have to put up with whatever annoying stuff they do. For an intensifier, fucken is added into the middle.

Tony: Michael is being such a tool, he keeps taking my cereal.
Adam: Your mate.

Sean: God, I'm so fucking sick of Alex, he keeps cramping my style at parties by cockblocking me.
Pete: He's your mate Sean. Your fucken mate.

by Dr. Sarcophagus September 14, 2009

old mate

n. Australian colloquialism. A replacement term for a person's name within a sentence. Usage stems from the idea that a person need not be named during a statement or anecdote, but that his or her identity can be deduced by the context of the message.

Sometimes the identity of old mate may not be discernable from the message's context. Quite often in such instances the identity is immaterial to the underlying message.

Person one: "I had sex with old mate. Again."
Person two: "You have to stop fucking her, seriously."

or

Person one: "Old mate dropped by and we watched the cricket for a bit."
Person two: "McGrath had a shocker, hey...."

by SITS Industries CEO September 21, 2005

materbun

materbun: A hot sticky vagina

o man i know she has such a materbun

by mike p-zel??? January 13, 2008

mange material

Partially derived from the french verb "manger" (meaning 'to eat'), this phrase is defined as any type of eatable food.

"We went on a two hour hunt for mange material and ended up at a Subway that we could just have driven five minutes to get to."

"I'm starving, I need some mange material asap!"

"McDonald's and Taco Bell are two fast-food chains that the GEAGZ often hit up for some mange material."

by Golden Eaglez July 19, 2009

bastur mate

A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.

Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?

Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.

by scodder September 29, 2012