Bar Mitzvah

Coming of age celebration for Jewish children. Not a reason to generalize about an entire religion, or make yourself look like an ass.

Just because you're Wicca doesn't mean you're right.

by GreenJustice May 20, 2005

mileven

the pairing for mike wheeler and eleven; its a cute but annoyingly overrated ship from the netflix show stranger things.

person1: omg mileven is soooo endgame!
person2: psshh. its overrated. byler all the way

by discoramen June 12, 2018

Mileven

The best ship in the world.

I live for Mileven

by sadforlife December 21, 2016

car mitzvah

when one non-jew is in the car alone with three jews. By doing this he undergoes a car mitzvah and is officially jewish

Phil has car mitzvahs every time he rolls with those fly jewish mothafuckas Chester, Kern, and Roo Baggins

by ac fresh February 25, 2009

Car Mitzvah

1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.

2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization

I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity

by kunefa October 1, 2005

hood mites

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint

Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"

Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."

Girl: "Tha fuck?"

by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Bar Mitzvah Monkey

A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.

"I'll be hiring a Bar Mitzvah monkey for Eli's ceremony this weekend."

by Renholder October 18, 2011