Jack Merridew

A child who wanted to kill a pig and turned into a psycho And tried to kill a child called Ralph

Credits to William Golding

“Oh for goodness sake where are all of my pigs???”

“Oh god Jack Merridew has been…”

by Norchi and Souja April 8, 2022

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

Metric Dozen

a quantity consisting of 10 items or units

Most people, barring some sort of horrible injury, have a Metric Dozen toes.

by el_N666 December 9, 2008

Merri

A really hot woman, with a nice ass, and nice.

Woah, check her out, she's so Merri.

by John Lipsky June 28, 2004

Merrimac, MA

The town where the only sketchy thing that ever happens is 10 year olds sitting on the sidewalk trying to speak ghetto.
You have officially entered a place where nothing happens (except some old lady attempting to smother her husband with a pillow. she failed.), welcome.

"My town is so quiet and lame,"
"At least you don't live in Merrimac, MA..."

by Captain Awesome rules! March 25, 2009

Merriam-Webster dictionary

A collection of American words not actually used by Americans.

I found Urban Dictionary more useful than Merriam-Webster dictionary while learnig modern American language.

by Peevee July 30, 2008

metric

A) The metric system; a system used to measure/weigh things.

B) A Canadian indie band.

A) That truck weighs 1 metric tonne.

B) Metric's CD kick butt!

by Crashdummy July 6, 2005