Merch

To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”

“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”

by ozar788 January 9, 2022

Merch

Florida slang for something that is true / a word used to agree with something

-Cuh im hungry

-Merch

by Himmyboy May 29, 2024

merch

to put something on god, to swear, like you’re not lying.

john: yo nigga you took my shit?
andrew: nah nigga ian take yo shit
john: bruh merch you ain’t take my shit
andrew: merch ian take yo shit

by Yourfavdarkskinnnn🥰 November 6, 2023

dp merch

very kool kid bit bald tho nice wig but like yeah

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021

Merch

A slang word usually used in Florida basically meaning "on god"

Jonquavion: bro did you sleep with my mom?!
Alex: No why would i do that thats my aunt lol
Jonquavion: Say Merch.
Alex: ...

by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024

Merch

To mean to promise; Bigger than a pinky promise.

Wesley: Dude I'm gonna fuck her.

Coby: Merch on it.
Wesley: Merch.

by AberdolfLincler December 20, 2018

vtuber merch

rekson couldnt find any

this hoodie is vtuber merch

by Mrtda23rd September 20, 2025