Mogged

When one is rendered incapable of free movement by a feline friend asleep on one's lap

"Oh sorry darling, you'll have to do the dishes as I've been mogged!"

by melonsqueezer January 25, 2015

You're Gettin Mugged Kid

No, you're getting mugged.

Ahh! How the hell does that even work!? (You're Gettin Mugged Kid skit from asdfmovie)

by asdffan August 19, 2021

ya mum got mugged

When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked.

"Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!"
"Where?"
"Up your mum"

by Hopix January 18, 2007

megger

pretty god damned massive or very capacious see beaust

to the megger dome like!

by no September 10, 2003

to get mugged off

Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.

"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
or
"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
or

"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."

by autodefa June 14, 2015

mogged

The act of throwing up.

HAHA u mogged like a princess

by %$% July 19, 2004

Meggerina

A random nickname that someone gives you when they have nothing else to call you. A nickname that can be caused by a nickname given to ur friend.

Girl: "Your so amazing Meggerina"
Girl 2: "Yea i know Lindselina"

by Meggerina Ballerina February 24, 2009