Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".

"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."

by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 9, 2018

Meatboxing

The act of beatboxing with a penis in your mouth.

Richard had many meatboxing sessions with Max.

by DeadeyeSpider May 20, 2010

yeet your meat

When one (typically a male) throws his dick across the room.

Dude don't yeet your meat right now, our parents are here!

by mariogirlgaming February 28, 2018

Meat Loaf Throat

The results of your esophagus after getting face-banged by a group of wild yeti's in the dense woods of Colorado and or Houston.

Damn that snowboarding trip was fun, too bad Bob caught a bad case of the Meat Loaf Throat.

Did you see LeMaire after those Yeti's straight Meat loaf throated him? Scarred for life.

Look at that red lip stick.. thats a professional meat loaf throat yeti champion!

by DanimalTX November 15, 2011

Meat on my seat

When your bro/brodat thinks a girl whos packing a little bit of protein is pengerz

Yo man wouldn’t mind some of that meat on my seat

by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019

Swedish Meatballs

1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.

3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.

"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"

Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"

Woman: "Um, hell no."

by awbatman500 June 15, 2014

Big Meat Alliance

An alliance of large meat individuals. The group is comprised of Turkey, Colly, Slappy, Retard Dave and Indentured Servent Mike. Turkey lurks in the shadows and is low key the best. Slappy is the newest bma and loves to boast about his skill while turkey gets the job done. Colly and Retard Dave created this alliance many years ago and dislike slappy with a passion. And mike is a dirty hispanic.

I wish i was in the big meat alliance!

by Turkeymiester August 7, 2016