Meater

Someone/ Something likes to eat meat or eats meat as it's staple diet.

He is eating meat again. He is such a meater.

by nakstar January 14, 2013

nipple meter

a gauge of temperature when you step outside on a cold day

Damn boys, my nipple meter says it's pretty fuckin cold out here.

by dirk2121 February 16, 2004

Pubic Meter

A measure of distance similar to a meter, but curled to look like a pube.

Wow... that physics book must be really up to date... it has the conversion factor of 1 pubic cm = 2.12 cm

by Tea Cake April 20, 2004

Kenter Menter

God of all sports. Loves chillin with the ladies on a friday night gettin crunk. Wakes up in the morning feeling like p diddy. All he does is win. Can eat a walrus in two bites. Hates Montevideo. And yes...he's on facebook

i was with kari last night and i was just like Kenter Menter

by Jericho Crotchery December 21, 2010

clit-o-meter

A device that measures the hardness of a woman's clit.

Her clit was so hard it was a 10 on the clit-o-meter

by Rocky and Bullwinkle March 8, 2008

Boner Meter

A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.

That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter

by jayak November 7, 2004

2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.

Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016