Murphy's Mechanic's Law

Anything in your car that has gone wrong, will ""not"" go wrong when the mechanic is looking.

My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

National fuck a mechanic day

On April 10th all mechanics shall have their oil drained and their nuts serviced

It’s April 10th I need to find a mechanic to fuck on national fuck a mechanic day

by BigWrenchGoClick April 7, 2021

Hairy Mechanic

Where one guy is fucking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. Upon the receiver's climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and penis of the giver because of the cum.

I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.

by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010

master mechanic

Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.

Dylan is going to be a master mechanic

by Ayakben November 26, 2014

cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically a gynecologist, or other professional such as a midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women , who induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Guy Dalziel July 16, 2008

Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016

Shade Tree Mechanic

Casual mechanics who fix or modify cars using tools and techniques that are frequently improper or not "by the book".

Tool boxes include zip ties, they use chrome sockets on an impact driver, don't own a torque wrench, and probably learned how to fix cars from a buddy, youtube, forum posts, or by doing.

How many foot lbs of torque? Just twist it until its "goodandtight". We're shade tree mechanics, not Ford technicians

by Biggus Nateus March 24, 2020