Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021

tactical mcflurry

The combination of vanilla pudding and m&m's out of an MRE

Smith has been rat fucking MRE's so he can make a tactical Mcflurry.

by Fishtank35 November 24, 2021

Grandma McFlurry

When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.

Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.

by Gelly7 June 2, 2024

Grandmas McFlurry

The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.

Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!

by ryangilflover June 4, 2024

New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.

Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

Oregon Fudge McFlurry

When you nut in her butt.

I stuck in the backdoor and nutted that Oregon Fudge McFlurry. OFM'd

by DizzyDean33 November 28, 2022

MacFlurry

A yummy treat, for women to enjoy during sexual intercourse. After the man and women are finished. They take the left over sperm, freeze it. Bring the MacFlurry to a soft ice cream texture. Finally add your favorite toppings to devour this frozen treat.

*Girl* I'm hungry for a MacFlurry.
*Boy* I'll get the cookies.

by Kibo17 August 12, 2011