maller

i person that will start sentence or a subject and then stop it right away or say "never mind"...sometimes with intenions to cause mental anguish or to provoke someone

person 1- wow, that hot chick really likes you. you should hear what she was saying
person 2- o yea, what was she saying
person 1- never mind
person 2- wtf, dont be a maller

by VINCE February 7, 2005

Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006

mallery

slut, especially mallery dettmer

man, i caught that hoe pullin a mallery on me!

by Clitoris January 22, 2003

Minnesota Mauler

The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a Minnesota Mauler. It is so bad, even John Stamos and Chuck Norris quiver at the notion of a Minnesota Mauler. Not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a Minnesota Mauler.

John Stamos: Wow - look at the size of that Minnesota Mauler!
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........

by mrm5593 September 26, 2006

Mauler

A word used to describe a special kind of moron. Often used when mocking people with bad opinions.

Jay is such a mauler. The guy can’t even tie his own shoes.

by Mrs apple pie April 5, 2020

maxer

boy racer who dresses up vehicle with neon lights, sun strips and tartan blankets covering 6x9's

by Anonymous April 6, 2003