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malding

when you're mad and you're balding
"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"
by throwawaygh June 24, 2021
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Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
by Sacculish July 2, 2021
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Malding

This man is malding on Crypto.
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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Maldinv

Maldinv = Malding but with a misplaced letter. Also balls in yo jaws.
Asmongold is Maldinv.
Asmongold:Cnat veen fknig pselll doood
by anonymous September 15, 2021
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malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.
bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.
by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021
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Maulindu

Name Maulindu in the Indian origin, means One of many names of Lord Shiva signifying his form with the moon on his head. Person with the name has a tremendous energy of masculinity (linga) as well as the power of protection and destruction.
The man exudes such manly energy that he lives life like a beast, like there's no tomorrow. That's Maulindu for you.
by rityalx November 24, 2021
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Malding

When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
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