MatthewSingsBabyShark

The word used when something impossible or astonishing

'Michael's talent show was funny, like MatthewSingsBabyShark.'

by TheProNamer September 16, 2022

Matthewsexual

He’s so handsome at the point where everyone looks like real life ogres. He’s all you can think about. He’s everything

I love Matthew so much. I’m Matthewsexual

by vaxyrie December 27, 2022

Oliver Matthews

Very sexy animal. Gets all the girls

Yo, this guy is an Oliver Matthews

by Jordan Beighton August 4, 2016

dave matthews tickets

Code for DMT or dimethyltryptamine

Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?

by Futchy December 20, 2017

Kyle Matthews

The hugest flaker ever! He literally has his own ceral box!

Wow you’re not on when you said! You’re being such a big Kyle matthews

by Pjs4twenty July 17, 2018

Kai Matthews

A degenerate teenager cunt who only thinks about himself and is a huge fucking cunt who would never help anyone on any accord now matter how easy the task is.

Teacher: Tom can you help me move this paper across the room
Tom: No, I'm fine, tell someone else to do it
Others: Wow Tom is such a Kai Matthews.

by swh7777 October 2, 2018

kerry matthews

The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them

I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love

by Bonn. April 2, 2020