A guy with a GINORMUS dick. Like 15 inches. Fucks lots of girls straight up. If your a matteo, you got a lot to live for.
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Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."
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Yo that dude Matteo is SO FUCKING COOL
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Get the Matteo mug.A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.
As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.
The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.
The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"
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2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
Boy: "So where do you want to eat?"
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
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Italian politician who loves fascism and is an extreme conservator.
He strongly hates everyone who isn't white and says a lot of bullshit.
Italian politician who loves fascism and is an extreme conservator.
He strongly hates everyone who isn't white and says a lot of bullshit.
X:hey! Have you seen the bullshit who Matteo salvini was saying?
Y:yeah I've done, I can't belive people actually like a neo-fascist
Y:yeah I've done, I can't belive people actually like a neo-fascist
by Socialistvgirl April 8, 2019
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